
If Aphrodite had stomach rolls then so can I
This is veryveryvery important. My wife was feeling down about herself the other night and asked me “why do I look like this?” And I immediately brought up a photo I had taken of a sculpture of Aphrodite I had taken at the Chicago MOMA. I said, “look at this picture. What does she look like?” And my wife very shyly answered “Me…” (Literally her body is IDENTICAL to the sculpture) so I replied “that is the Goddess Aphrodite. THAT is why your body looks like this.”
I very rarely reblog miscellaneous posts but there are some followers of mine who really need to see this.
Oh shit I’m crying thank you
Remember, a lot more of you have the bodies of goddesses than you might think.
BOOM. Love yourself, darlings.
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boom
Holy shit turn on the audio
PLEASE TURN ON THE AUDIO
I will reblog this every time I see it because literally every time I cannot handle it
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This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way
not taking any chances
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LOOK AT THIS ELEPHANT BOOPING A GIRAFFE
HOW HAVEN’T I SEEN THIS YET
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seriously it’s 2013 where is this??
2013 and we can’t even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. We’re basically living in a dystopia.
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All bitches do is contour they nose and use the dog filter on snapchat
Nvm she called back
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